You know what you need to do . . . it is that time of the year again. Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor’s Porch Night is coming, and don’t pass up the chance to dump some product again this year!
In case you did not know, this Zucchini Holiday falls on August 8’th every year.
Zucchini Poetry Celebrating Sneak Zucchini Onto Neighbors Porch Night
Under light of full moon, either stark naked or wearing full army camouflage, carrying a machete or any garden implement, run a muck in your zucchini patch, cutting and slashing. Be sure to thank Mother Nature for her bounty before and after this cathartic experience.
If you do not know what to do with your Zucchini, this video has a few ideas including using it as a therapist.